Museum Fish Blog

I met up with a bunch of friends the other day. These were guys that I hadn’t seen for quite a while. Some of them brought their wives and girlfriends, even though it was supposed to be a guys only get together. Anyway, one of the girl said I had lost weight. This was news to me, but I wasn’t about to shut down a free compliment. Then all the other girls started complimenting me, asking me what my secret was. How I was able to lose weight fast. They started pressuring me to give some answers, so I started making stuff up. I said I went on a secret kung fu Hollywood movie diet. The kind actors go on to get really ripped when they are filming fight scenes with their shirts off. I was about to go into more detail when our table was ready.